Grandma's Don't know everything!
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when Jimmy came into the house and asked his grandma,
"Grandma, what's that thing called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'"
She was a little taken back, but she decided to just tell him the truth.
"It's called sexual intercourse, darling"
Little Jimmy just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
"Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds, and Tony's mom wants to talk to you!"
(Thanks for the laugh mom!)
9 comments:
That is hilarious. Thanks for sharing.
so funny!
THat deserves to be written in one of those books that older people read....hilarious, thanks for sharing! I must remember to answer Bunk beds first, then if needed go into the deeper stuff.
Here's another good but clean joke you can tell Porter.
Why don't dinosaurs talk?
drum roll please............
because they are all dead.
Seriously...that was funny!!! Loved it!
I love that story! and I'm so glad it didn't happen to me!
I just spit my orange juice out. That was so funny. :)
Great honey............you DIDN'T have to give ME the credit for sharing that. I even thought twice about sending it to all of you..........but it actually is pretty darn funny! Hope everyone thought it was as funny as we apparently did! x0x0x0x0
hahahaha!
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